Adventure Postcards - Humorous Quotes

Humorous Quotes

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		We are here on Earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I do not know.	W. H. Auden
		Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.	D. P. Barron
		The shortest distance between two points is under construction.	Noelie Altito
		He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.	Unknown
		Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.	Groucho Marx
		Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.	Gene Brown
		If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool that first said 'Quit while you are ahead?'	Unknown
		Always be smarter than the people who hire you.	Lena Horne
		Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.	Lily Tomlin
		The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.	Unknown
		Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.	Abraham Lincoln
		Efficiency is intelligent laziness.	David Dunham
		A person who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.	Richard Chou
		When everything is said and done, more is usually said than done.	Unknown
		The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.	Paul Fix
		Life is too important to be taken seriously.	Oscar Wilde
		Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.	F. P. Jones
		A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.	Burt Bacharach
		You must believe in free will; there is no choice.	Isaac Bashevis Singer

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